The Sandbag Times January 27, 2019

The One About The Fifth Columnists

Dolly Gray 6 Paschendaele Row Little Hope Yorkshire2nd June 1942Dear Mrs Ffinch Last Tuesday night I found a man with a pair of binoculars in my back passage, just behind the pig bin. When I confronted him – with a large frying pan and no teeth in – he claimed to be from the War Office and said that he...
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"More tea, vicar?" asked Agapanthus, attempting to defuse the situation when the vicar accidentally invented hot cross pancakes...
The One About The Growling Pussy...

Dear Ms Ffinch,I urgently need advice on account of my growling pussy whilst at the public air raid shelter... Some might say it inappropriate, but I ensure my pussy is trimmed and hygienic and absent of fleas.Problem is, my pussy doesn’t seem to like men which seems to cause a dreadful stir among those at the shelter.What can I do?Yours...
The One About Palm Sunday...

My dearest Miss Ffinch,I do consider myself both well travelled and well educated, but I recently came across an expression which has me perplexed.My 15 year old son was out late one evening and on looking through the village for him, I espied him running from the bus shelter where the local youth tend to congregate. I heard one of...
Sandy Balls at the Seaside...

Dear Mrs Ffinch,Bit concerned about the annual holiday. Usually go to Cleethorpes but the beach is jam packed with crocodile teeth. No chance of getting anything up, deckchair’s out of the question, never mind the rest of my paraphernalia to impress the ladies.Aberystwyth any better?Yours faithfullyMr Sandy BallsDear Mr Balls,I do so hope that you mean ‘Dragon’s Teeth’ my dear...

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